#1   I am generally ready 10-15 minutes prior to appointments   If you happen to show up early (because you allowed for Extra time and there was no traffic), please feel free to come in.

#2   Please shower and be clean.  I am an extremely clean person.   I expect clients to be clean as well.. 

#3    I generally play tennis on Tuesday and Thursday evenings and not available unless cancelled due to weather.  

Q     Where is Apopka?

A    Apopka is approximately 10 miles (15 minutes) Northwest of Downtown Orlando. Contrary to popular belief,  Disney World is not Downtown Orlando.

Q   What is the difference between Body maintenance and massage.

A  I only do massage on an outcall basis.  Body Maintenance is done at my location.

Q      How much notice do you need?

A      It varies.   Sometimes I can see you immediately, sometimes not.   If you are limited on  time or need to be seen at a specific time,  your best bet is to book  in advance.

Q    Why don't you correspond through email?

A    Email  should only be used for checking my availability and for RETURNING clients to schedule appointments. Any other questions or concerns can be resolved in one phone call rather than having a never ending back and forth, back and forth, email conversation, which is most often the case.

Q    What is body hair grooming (MANscaping)?

A    I use a dry razor and electric clippers with assorted  length guards to shave or trim the body hair  making your muscles  appear larger and more defined and giving the body a more sculpted, clean look .

Q       I have never had a massage/Body Maintenance.  Can you tell me what it is like?

A       The  best I can do is suggest this....Select  a body  region (No!!! Not There)  Pick a  lubricant of your choice(No!!!Not that one), spread the lubricant on  the body  region previously chosen (No! not like that), now knead and rub it (No!! that is too hard) in a  rhythmic motion. OHHHH! doesn't that feel nice? This is kinda what it is like but much better when left to the professional.

Q     Exactly what kind of massage/body maintenance do you do?

A      I incorporate a variety of techniques and styles including  but not limited to Swedish, Neuromuscular, Myoskeletal alignment techniques,  Myofascial release, trigger point therapy and cupping.

Q      What is the difference between a 60 and  90 minute massage/body maintenance? (Is this a trick question????)

A       It is all in the length.   About 30 minutes!  The 90 minute session allows time for me to concentrate on specific problems or areas needing  more attention.

Q       Do I need an appointment?

A       Yes.  If I do not know your coming, I will most likely be somewhere else. 

Q       What do I wear during the massage/body maintenance?

A       Whatever you are comfortable with.  

Q       What is an incall?.   What is an outcall?

A        (From my perspective)     An incall is when you come to me.  An outcall is when I come to you. 
           (From your perspective)    An incall is when I come to you.  An outcall is when you come to me.  
           When dealing with me.......It is always from my perspective.  Confused yet???

Q       How far are you from........................

A       Altamonte Springs 15 minutes
          Longwood 15 minutes
          Airport- 45 minutes
          Disney- 45 minutes
          International drive  35 minutes
          Downtown Orlando (Disney and International drive are not downtown)- 20 minutes
          Lake Mary- 20 minutes
          UCF- 35-45 minutes  
          Celebration / St. cloud / Kissimmee 45-60 minutes
          Sanford- 25 minutes

Q       What are your hours?

A         Hours vary during the week..  Not available on weekends with the exception of Sunday evening after 7.

Q       Do you see only men?  Do you see only women?

A        I see Men, and women.  And I also see dead people. Some call it a sixth sense.  I call it over medicated.

Q       Do you use lotion or oil?

A       Neither, unless requested.   I routinely use massage  CREAM because of its superb lasting lubricating properties.  It  also does not leave you feeling greasy. I only use quality fragrant free CREAMS made specifically for massage. They do cost a little more, but aren't you worth it!!!!!!

Q       How long have you been working on bodies?

A       Since 1996.

Q        Do you have showers available?

A        yes and no.  My outdoor pool shower is available when I do a poolside session.

Q  Does body hair removal  hurt?

A  It may??  People have different tolerances.

Occasionally Asked Questions

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I have never had a massage.  Is it right for me? 

Are you any good at massage?

 I have a medical history.  Is massage o.k. for me? Before massage, I will get a basic medical history by asking   

My neck hurts.  What do you think is wrong with it?  

My shoulders hurt and I feel like a bundle of nerves.   Can you help?

What do you do when you are not massaging? and

You must meet a lot of interesting people in your line of work?

What have you leaned from doing massage for so long?

I have heard of animal massage.  Have you ever massaged an animal?

Do you make a lot of money doing massage?

Have you had or are you in a relationship?

Do you  have roommates?

Do you do anything else other than massage?

What do you wear during the massage?