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Some things to keep in mind before we go oto the
FAQ
#1 Be on time!!!!!!!. Appointments start at
the time they are scheduled to start There is always going to be traffic.
Extra Time should be added to any commute to compensate for traffic. .
#2 I am generally ready 10-15 minutes prior to
appointments If you happen to show up early (because you allowed for Extra time and
there was no traffic), please feel free to come in.
#3 Please shower and be clean. I am an
extremely clean person. I expect client to be clean as well..
#4 I am available from 9 a.m. to approximately 8
or 9 p.m. I shut my phone off between 7 and 8p.m.
#5 I play Tennis on Tuesday and Thursday evenings.
5:30 p.m. is my last appointment on these days unless it is rained out. I
sometimes play on Saturday and Sunday mornings from 9 a.m. to 12:00 unless
I have an advance appointment or weather does not permit.
FAQ

Q Where is Apopka?
A Apopka
is approximately 10 miles (15 minutes) Northwest of Downtown Orlando.
Contrary to popular belief, Disney World is not Downtown Orlando.
Q What is the difference between Body
maintenance and massage.
A I only do massage on an outcall basis. Body
maintenance is done at my place.
Q How much
notice do you need?
A It varies.
Sometimes I can see you immediately, sometimes not. If you are limited
on time or need to be seen at a specific time, your best bet is to book
in advance.
Q Why
don't you correspond through email?
A Email
should only be used for checking my availability and for RETURNING clients to
schedule appointments. Any other questions or concerns can be resolved in one phone call
rather than having a never ending back and forth email conversation.
Q Can I text you?
A If you do I wont get it. I had the
texting disabled on my phone. Why people choose to communicate by typing on a
micro keyboard rather that dialing 10 numbers and actually
speaking is beyond logic and my comprehension
Q What is body hair grooming?
A I use
a dry razor and electric clippers with assorted length guards to shave or trim the
body hair making your muscles appear larger and more defined and giving the body a more
sculpted, clean look . Long, overgrown Back and chest hair also tend to matte
and knot during massage .
Q I have
never had a massage/Body maintenance. Can you tell me what it is like?
A
The best I can do is suggest this....Select a body region (No!!! Not
there) Pick a lubricant of your choice(No!!!Not that one), spread the
lubricant on the body region previously chosen , now knead and rub
it (No!!!, not like that) in a rhythmic motion. OHHHH! doesn't that feel
nice? This is kinda what it is like but much better when someone else
does it for you.
Q Exactly what kind
of massage/body maintenance do you do?
A I
incorporate a variety of techniques and styles including but not limited to Swedish,
Neuromuscular, Myoskeletal alignment techniques, Myofascial release, trigger
point therapy and cupping.
Q Do you
do full body massage/body maintenance?
A Yes.
Most of my clients opt for a full body massage. Some request that only
certain areas be treated.
Q What
is the difference between a 60 and 90 minute session? (Is this a trick question????)
A It
is all in the LENGTH. About 30 minutes! The extra time allows me to
concentrate on specific problems or areas needing more attention.
Q Do I need an
appointment?
A I do not
keep regular studio hours. I am only there when I have an appointment, so unless I
know you are coming, I will most likely not be there.
Q What do I
wear during the massage/body maintenance?
A Whatever
you are comfortable with.
Q What
is an incall?. What is an outcall?
A (From
my perspective) An incall is when you come to me. An outcall
is when I come to you.
(From your perspective)
An incall is when I come to you. An outcall is when you come to me.
When dealing with
me.......It is always from my perspective. Confused yet???
Q How far are you
from........................
A Altamonte
Springs 15 minutes
Longwood 15 minutes
Airport- 45 minutes
Disney- 45 minutes
International drive 35 minutes
Downtown Orlando (Disney and
International drive are not downtown)- 20 minutes
Lake Mary- 20 minutes
UCF- 35-45 minutes
Celebration / St. cloud / Kissimmee 45-60
minutes
Sanford- 25 minutes
Q What are your
hours?
A I am
generally available from 9 A.M. to 9 P.M. Later appointments are fine if scheduled
in advance.
Q Do you see
only men? Do you see only women?
A I see Men
and Women. And I also see dead people. Some call it a sixth sense. I
call it over medicated.
Q Do you use
lotion or oil?
A Neither,
unless requested. I routinely use massage CREAM because of its superb
lasting lubricating properties. It also does not leave you feeling
greasy. I only use quality fragrant free CREAMS made specifically for massage
They do cost a little more, but aren't you worth it...
Q Do you
have showers at your place?
A yes.
It is available when i do pool side sessions.
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