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Some things to keep in mind before we go oto the FAQ

 

#1   Be on time!!!!!!!.  Appointments start at the time they are scheduled to start   There is always going to be traffic.  Extra Time should be added to any commute to compensate for traffic.  .    

#2   I am generally ready 10-15 minutes prior to appointments   If you happen to show up early (because you allowed for Extra time and there was no traffic), please  feel free to come in. 

#3   Please shower and be clean.  I am an extremely clean person.   I expect client to be clean as well..

#4   I am available from 9 a.m. to approximately 8 or 9 p.m.  I shut my phone off between 7 and 8p.m.

#5  I play Tennis on Tuesday and Thursday evenings.   5:30 p.m. is my last appointment on these days unless it is rained out.  I sometimes  play  on Saturday and Sunday mornings from 9 a.m. to 12:00 unless I  have an advance appointment or weather does not permit.

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Q   Where is Apopka?

A      Apopka is approximately 10 miles (15 minutes) Northwest of Downtown Orlando.   Contrary to popular belief,  Disney World is not  Downtown  Orlando. 

Q   What is the difference between  Body maintenance and  massage.
I only do massage on an outcall basis.  Body maintenance is done at my place.

Q      How much notice do you need?
A      It varies.   Sometimes I can see you immediately, sometimes not.   If you are limited on  time or need to be seen at a specific time,   your best bet is to book  in  advance.

  Q    Why don't you correspond through email?
    Email  should only be used for checking my availability and for RETURNING clients to schedule appointments. Any other questions or concerns can be resolved in one phone call rather than having a never ending  back and forth email conversation.

Q    Can I text you?
A   If you do I wont get it.    I had the texting disabled on my phone.  Why  people choose to communicate by typing on a micro keyboard rather that       dialing 10 numbers and actually speaking is beyond logic and my  comprehension

Q    What is body hair grooming?

     I use a dry razor and electric clippers with assorted  length guards to shave or trim the body hair making your muscles appear larger and more defined and giving the body a more sculpted, clean look .  Long, overgrown Back and chest hair  also tend to matte and knot during  massage .

Q       I have never had a massage/Body maintenance.  Can you tell me what it is like?
A       The  best I can do is suggest this....Select  a body  region (No!!! Not there)  Pick a  lubricant of your choice(No!!!Not that one), spread the lubricant on the body  region previously chosen ,  now  knead and rub it (No!!!, not like  that) in a rhythmic motion.   OHHHH! doesn't that feel nice? This is kinda  what it is like  but much better  when someone else does it for you.

Q      Exactly what kind of massage/body maintenance do you do? 
A       I incorporate a variety of techniques and styles including  but not limited to Swedish, Neuromuscular, Myoskeletal alignment techniques,  Myofascial  release, trigger point therapy and cupping.

      Do you do full body massage/body maintenance?
A       Yes.    Most of my clients opt for a full body massage. Some request that only certain areas be treated. 

Q       What is the difference between a 60 and  90 minute session? (Is this a trick question????)
A        It is all in the LENGTH.   About 30 minutes!  The extra time allows me to concentrate on specific problems or areas  needing more attention. 

     Do I need an appointment?
A      I do not keep regular studio hours.  I am only there when I have an appointment, so unless I know you are coming, I will most likely not  be there. 

Q       What do I wear during the massage/body maintenance?
A        Whatever you are comfortable with.

Q       What is an incall?.   What is an outcall?
A         (From my perspective)     An incall is when you come to me.  An outcall is when I come to you. 
            (From your perspective)    An incall is when I come to you.  An outcall is when you come to me.  
            When dealing with me.......It is always from my perspective.  Confused yet???

Q      How far are you from........................
A      Altamonte Springs 15 minutes
         Longwood 15 minutes
         Airport- 45 minutes
         Disney- 45 minutes
         International drive  35 minutes
         Downtown Orlando (Disney and International drive are not downtown)- 20 minutes
         Lake Mary- 20 minutes
         UCF- 35-45 minutes  
         Celebration / St. cloud / Kissimmee 45-60 minutes
         Sanford- 25 minutes

Q      What are your hours?
A      I am generally available from 9 A.M. to 9 P.M.  Later appointments are fine if scheduled in advance.

Q      Do you see only men?  Do you see only women?
A       I see Men and  Women.  And I also see dead people. Some call it a sixth sense.  I call it over medicated.

Q      Do you use lotion or oil?
A       Neither, unless requested.   I routinely use massage  CREAM because of its superb lasting lubricating properties.  It also does not leave you  feeling greasy.  I only use quality fragrant free CREAMS  made specifically for massage They do cost a little more, but aren't you worth it... 

      Do you have showers at your place?
A        yes.   It is available when i do pool side sessions. 

 

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